Last week's bad date tip included bad questions you could ask your bad date. Of course, responses to the classic "What's your major?" can lead to other excellent queries.
To the music major: Commercial real estate or residential?
To the humanities major: What are your plans for eating in the future?
To the teaching major: Which book/film from your youth led you to the idealistic notion that you can change students' lives through teaching? To Sir, with Love? Stand and Deliver? Goodbye, Mr. Chips?
To the law student: Are you required to comprise your moral values as a student? Or does that come with the internship?
To the med student: What unhealthy lifestyle choices are you practicing which you would hypocritically advise others against?
To the science major: Did you have (human) friends growing up?
To the computer science major: Do you have (human) friends now?--I mean ones you see in person, not just people you play online game with or met in chat rooms about online games.
To the business major: Is the gold tie and blue dress shirt combo required for your program? Or do you all just shop off the same mannequins?
To the accountant: If I continue dating you, will you do my taxes for free? (If the answer is 'yes,' and it's between the first of the year and April 15, might be worth the pain of dating them.)
To the engineering major: (No further questions, you have already died of boredom.)
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