Friday, February 20, 2009

Bad Date Tip of the Week

We all know that it's good to ask a date questions about him/herself. This shows that you're interested in them, and that you're a nice person. So next time you're interested (in having a bad time) and want (to appear) to be a nice (but socially inept person), try these unusual and/or probing questions:

So, how many brothers and sisters do you have that you like?

Have you ever been (unintentionally) responsible for the death of one of your pets?

What's your favorite food to binge on when you're depressed?

What movies and television shows do you lie about liking or disliking in order to gain the approval of others?

Do you feel that your job/major is actually useful and necessary in the world? If 'yes,' continue questioning. If 'no,' console them in their irrelevance or point out the necessity of your own job/major.

1 comment:

  1. I'm new to reading this blog and it is HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the laugh!

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