One time I wanted to take a girl to something more classy than a movie—I got a list of plays in the area and found one I had never heard of, but some reviews said it was funny. Big mistake.
We walked out after the first act. The F bomb was dropped throughout. And it was less funny than a Woody Allen film.
Strike 2-we went to the pier to get milkshakes at Ruby’s. After putting coins in the meter, we walked to the end of the pier only to find out Ruby’s was closed. So we headed to In-N-Out for milkshakes.
Our second date I asked her out via text message. She responded, but I didn’t get the message until 2 weeks later. I sent another text message asking her if she wanted to go out. She responded, “Sorry I’m seeing someone now.” And that was the end of that.
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I give you props for trying.
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